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Vlad the Impaler T-Shirt - Cuddle'Me'Dead

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Vlad the Impaler T-Shirt - Cuddle'Me'Dead

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Vlad the Impaler T-Shirt - Cuddle'Me'Dead

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Vlad the Impaler T-Shirt - Cuddle'Me'Dead

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Vlad the Impaler T-Shirt - Cuddle'Me'Dead

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Vlad the Impaler T-Shirt - Cuddle'Me'Dead

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Vlad the Impaler T-Shirt - Cuddle'Me'Dead

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Vlad the Impaler T-Shirt - Cuddle'Me'Dead

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Vlad the Impaler T-Shirt - Cuddle'Me'Dead

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Vlad the Impaler T-Shirt - Cuddle'Me'Dead

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Vlad the Impaler T-Shirt - Cuddle'Me'Dead

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Vlad the Impaler T-Shirt - Cuddle'Me'Dead

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Vlad the Impaler T-Shirt - Cuddle'Me'Dead

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Vlad the Impaler T-Shirt - Cuddle'Me'Dead

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Vlad the Impaler T-Shirt - Cuddle'Me'Dead

Five Dollar Tee Shirts

Vlad the Impaler T-Shirt

Price: $8.99
Size: Small
Color: Black
Body Style: T-Shirt

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Description

The original vampire.

If your sense of humor lives somewhere between dark history, horror legends, and absurdly good funny t shirts, this Vlad the Impaler T-Shirt belongs in your rotation. Inspired by the infamous ruler often linked to the Dracula myth, this design is perfect for fans of vampire lore, gothic vibes, and offbeat graphic tees that get double takes.

Whether you're building out your Halloween lineup, shopping for a conversation-starting gift, or just want a shirt that's equal parts historical and unhinged, this tee delivers. It's an easy pick for anyone who loves vampire culture, ironic art, and budget-friendly style without giving up comfort.

Features

  • Available in Unisex Short Sleeve, Hooded Sweat Shirt, or Girls V Neck
  • Also available in Youth, Toddler, and Infant sizes
  • T-Shirt 100% Preshrunk Cotton (Heather grey 60% cotton/40% polyester)
  • Hoodie 75% cotton/25% polyester
  • Assorted colors
  • Cheap as hell

From horror fans to history nerds, this is the kind of graphic tee that works year-round and really shines during spooky season. Pair it with jeans, layer it under a hoodie, or grab one as a low-cost gift for the friend who appreciates vampires, politics, and chaotic humor in one design.

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Vlad the Impaler T-Shirt

  • Quick processing

    Orders are processed within 1 business day, excluding weekends and holidays.

  • Tracking emails

    When your shipping method supports it, we email tracking as soon as your order ships.

  • Small and local

    An independent shop based in Kennewick, WA. Questions? Just ask.

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